Eva Longoria = god

Sun, 28 Aug 2005 19:20:13 GMT

I haven't tried this hard to get a girl to like me in a long time.

Sat, 27 Aug 2005 21:04:02 GMT

Wedding Crashers = sex. Whee.

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 21:01:57 GMT

I've come to the stunning conclusion that The Recluse is one of the greatest songs ever produced.

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 05:11:48 GMT

I can't believe you would stoop so low. I'm so sick of it.

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 02:12:25 GMT

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was free like me?
Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?

My new theme song.

Sat, 06 Aug 2005 20:12:55 GMT

How sad. That's what it took to get it out of you.

On a sidenote, me and Tim are really funny drunks.

EDIT: It turns out I sleepwalk whilst drunk.

Tue, 02 Aug 2005 23:04:10 GMT

I totally lost my 'War All The Time' CD by Thursday. What that basically means is I no longer have the ONLY album that I actually bought the day it came out.

Awesome. My week just gets better and better.

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 04:24:26 GMT

I love it when all of my friends are happier than I am.

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 19:56:57 GMT

Oh Em Gee.

Discuss.

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 21:09:45 GMT

When Everything Falls > you.

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 03:20:24 GMT

Goddamn, not these feelings again.

Tue, 05 Jul 2005 22:41:54 GMT

So I'm thinking maybe I'll start posting again?

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 21:37:11 GMT

Cool, so I made another LJ but I'm never going to post. This is for posting on friends' LJs.

Love,

Tim